Top ten signs you might be a frog.

  • You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
  • You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
  • French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
  • Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
  • On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
  • Kermit is your idol
  • You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
  • Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
  • You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
  • France is the evil empire to you


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